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No Animal Has Ever Won a Nobel Prize – Satirical Commentary Tee / Print_Recycled unisex sports jersey

No Animal Has Ever Won a Nobel Prize – Satirical Commentary Tee / Print_Recycled unisex sports jersey

Regular price $39.99 USD
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A sharp visual satire that asks us to reconsider what it truly means to be “civilized.” The phrase “No animal has ever won a Nobel Prize” seems obvious—until you start thinking about the humans who receive honors while acting without humanity. This design sparks conversation about ethics, justice, and the blurred line between man and beast in our modern world.
Perfect for those who appreciate thought-provoking art, political commentary, or a touch of dark humor in their style. Wear it, hang it, or gift it to someone who loves meaningful messages.
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Looking for the perfect sports jersey? We have you covered—made of 100% recycled polyester fabric, this shirt is breathable, moisture-wicking, and has a double-layered v-neck collar that creates a premium look.

• 100% recycled polyester fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.7 oz/yd² (160 g/m²)
• Two-way stretch fabric
• Moisture-wicking material
• Regular fit
• UPF50+ protection
• Double-layered v-neck collar
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
  CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
2XS 88 72 90
XS 92 76 94
S 96 80 98
M 100 84 102
L 108 92 110
XL 116 100 118
2XL 124 108 126
3XL 132 116 134
4XL 140 124 142
5XL 148 132 150
6XL 156 140 158
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